Kudos to you, little old lady loading groceries into a Marauder

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 02/08/2020 at 13:40 • Filed to: None

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Kudos to you.

I bet she'd hit it off with the septuagenarian on my street with the V70R

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Here’s to you, Marauder driver. Here’s to you..

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The amount of septuagenarians who do drive interesting cars tends to be surprisingly high. Someone near me dailies a vinyl-roofed Ford LTD Crown Vi ctoria like its no big deal, yet somehow the vinyl has always been perfect, the rubbers passable, and the paint unsullied despite parking it outside on dirt.

atfsgeoff > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/08/2020 at 14:45

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I always thought the gaudy wheels ruined the aesthetics of the Marauder. Why tint the tail lights, side markers and cabin glass and do your best to murder out the rest of the trim, then put ridiculous 18" chrome wheels on it? Remember this was 2003, 18" wheels were friggin huge at that time.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > atfsgeoff 02/08/2020 at 15:04

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It's just the look. Restrained Bling. They look amazing swooshing by you at night.

Cash Rewards > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/08/2020 at 15:18

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Just remember: those things would get outrun by a v6 Accord of comparable vintage

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Cash Rewards 02/08/2020 at 15:22

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Doesn't make them not cool

Cash Rewards > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/08/2020 at 15:53

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To me it kinda does. In a car that was supposed to be all bad ass and America Fuck Yeah, it fell flat. Imagine in the hemi chargers could get p unked by a Camry. It’d be a joke, and we’d laugh at every tough guy with tribal tattoos who drove one. That’s how I feel about this thing. Id respect it more if it was actually just an appearance package. They they went for performance and failed.